What movies have not aged well?
07.06.2025 18:34

Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
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Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.